- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Robin, get in the car.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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