I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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a banana

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i hate you.

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