Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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Patrick is gay

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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