What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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you just lost the game!

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Anal cheese curds.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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