Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

sweaty black guy

Time flies like a banana.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Women's rights.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

steves legs

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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