- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

I came.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Punchline.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

A black person in the NHL

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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