Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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minorities.

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There is a car full of black people.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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