what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

No

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

if it's friday, it must be China

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

i heart wiener

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

alcoholism kills

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