- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yo mama so fat she died

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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