- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Black people

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Women's Rights

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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