- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Golf.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why was johny late to school? He died

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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