- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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