Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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ollie is a fag so are you

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

Mexicans working in an office

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What do you find....... there's a..........

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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