Pianca going ham

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Freddie Mercurys teeth

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

I don't get it

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

penis

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Guess what? Chicken butt

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

What comes after "Q" R

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