Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My sister has to take a dump

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Mmmm, donuts

Women Drivers.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Adam Sandler.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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