What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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WNBA

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Potato salad

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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anus soup

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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