your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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