Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A Jew returns change.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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A van drives into a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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