What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What's 1+1? 4.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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