- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

drugs.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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