What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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God.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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