why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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the WNBA

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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