What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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dead babies

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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