What do you find....... there's a..........

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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ur mother

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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suck my dick.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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fart

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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hi

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