A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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The WNBA

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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this website...

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Haha pizza

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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