- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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