What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Mexicans working in an office

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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