- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

I am a real homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Knock Knock. Go away!

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

beiber i straight

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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