- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock Knock. F uck off.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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