What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Punchline.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

this is not a joke.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

steves legs

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Knock Knock Come in.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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