A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Slavery lol

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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You're so straight!

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