When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Bing

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Mexicans working in an office

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Anti Joke

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