i heart wiener

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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I dislike old people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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