Women's rights

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Potato salad

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newt gingrich

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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