A women walks out of a kitchen.

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A baby seal walks into a club

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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This is not Will Smith.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

9:11 make a wish

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

a black guy leaves prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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