Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the mole say? Nothing

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

cheese

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

beiber i straight

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

pubic lice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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