This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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SAY

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dear John,

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lol

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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