A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Fruitcake

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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