I like your hair

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Come in

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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Hi poop!

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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