What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Your life That's the joke

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Obamacare!

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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