You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Noah is Smart.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Real jokes.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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