One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

This post contains NOTHING.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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