Knock Knock Come in.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Mexicans working in an office

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A Jew returns change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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barack osama

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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