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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

amy copied adams haircut :0

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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