what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Black Poeple

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Women's rights

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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