Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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