Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Nickelback

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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