Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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