Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Josh kissing a girl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

The jets are a good team..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

sixty....eight.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

apple pie.

hi my name is? joe

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

The chicken crossed the road.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

So one time this woman was learning...

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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