Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Women's rights

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

A fish walks into a bar

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A bar walks into your mother.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Women's rights

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