What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Why....... Because.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Shit.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Slavery

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Penis

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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