Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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The WNBA

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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AROUND

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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