What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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