Women's rights

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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An Irishman stays home

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Anti Joke

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