Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Benevolent villain.

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chuck norris

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Hi poop!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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