Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

thumb_up thumb_down +7

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Rebecca Black sings a song.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What is Jason? Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

thumb_up thumb_down -3

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

thumb_up thumb_down -7

That's unfortunate.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What break when you talk?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Hey what time is it. 3:15

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops