What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Slavery lol

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Hello world

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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