Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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a banana

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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fart

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