If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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poop.........

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Benevolent villain.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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