- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Women's rights

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

a horse walks into a barn

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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