A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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gays

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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arse

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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