What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

hi my name is? joe

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

knock knock come in

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

I met a man today. His name was John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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