Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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justin littleton. nuff said

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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