- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

justin littleton. nuff said

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

i am predestal

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Aodhan Hearty

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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