What's 9 +10 19

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

I won the game.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

live babies

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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