A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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anus soup

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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