99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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anus soup

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Black people

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jokes r dumb

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Freedom of Speech

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Women's rights

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Women's rights.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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No.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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