Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Benevolent villain.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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marble

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Rob Bell

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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