- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

The government makes a good decision

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Anti jokes are funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

The geese of Growmore

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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