Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What did the mole say? Nothing

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

Rick Perry.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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