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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Robin, get in the car.

NEVER

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Scott

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Women's rights

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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