- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Fruitcake

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Pickle!

your life

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What will happen when a black person die they die

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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