Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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