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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Hi poop!

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Slavery lol

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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...Jack Vale

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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