What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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anus soup

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69

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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Oliver's friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Robin, get in the car.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I love boobs

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Nickelback

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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