- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

I love boobs

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

justin littleton. nuff said

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

your all shit at jokes

What will happen when a black person die they die

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Women's rights.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

beiber i straight

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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