Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

josh simpson has cancer

Herman Cain

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Slavery

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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