- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

A homeless person dies.

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