- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

women's rights

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Hello world

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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