What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Oliver's friends

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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A man is walking down the street when, on the other side, he see's another man, with what appears to be an orange for a head. Unable to contain his curiosity, he approaches and enquires: "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you have you have an orange for a head..." "That's right" says the man with an orange for a head. "I met a magical genie one day who granted me three wishes..." "Amazing" says the first man, "Please continue". "Well, for my first wish, I wished I was incredibly rich, and that every day, I woke up in a four-poster bed full of used bank notes, and a statement with twenty zeros". "Did that happen?" askes the first man. "It did indeed", replies the man with an orange for a head. "I'm probably the richest man in the world". "Amazing!" replies the first man. "What did you wish for next?" "For my second wish, I wished to be incredibly attractive to women, and that every day, in my four poster bed full of money, when I awoke, there would be three of the most beautiful, naked women imaginable." "Wow! Did THAT happen?" "Of course! To be honest though, that gets a bit of a bind - walking around is a bit difficult these days, in fact, I'm on my way to pick up some cream." "No way, that's amazing!" says the first man. "What was your third wish?" "Well..." replies the man with an orange for a head, "For my third wish, I wished I had an orange for a head."

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Small breasts.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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anus soup

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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