What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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gays

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