What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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the WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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