- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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