- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

World peace

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

I love boobs

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

Jewish People

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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