- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Two women were sitting in silence.

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Women's rights

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Potato salad

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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