What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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I love boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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the WNBA

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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American Idol

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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