What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Pickle!

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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