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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

a black father

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

your face.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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