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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Oliver's friends

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What did the mole say? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

jack shine has boobs

gay marriage.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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