Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why Because

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Haha pizza

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Ben is gay

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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women's rights

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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Herman Cain

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Anti Joke

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