beiber i straight

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Bing

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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