Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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you are gay

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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i fondle myself every night....

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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