What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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