What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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drugs.

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throbbing slobber

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Anti Joke

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