What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Dead babies.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What time is it? 10:58

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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