- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Women rights.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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