2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

One Big Ass Mistake America

a black guy leaves prison

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Jewish People

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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