How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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Indeed.

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penis

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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An Irishman stays home

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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sixty....eight.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Anti Joke

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