why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Robin, get in the car.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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