- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

This post contains NOTHING.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

World peace

I love boobs

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Pianca going ham

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Jewish People

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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