What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

thumb_up thumb_down +18

An Irishman stays home

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Oliver's friends

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

johann grayson being liked

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

thumb_up thumb_down +14

john liked the paper........ so he took it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

thumb_up thumb_down +12

One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

thumb_up thumb_down +10

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

thumb_up thumb_down +8

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

thumb_up thumb_down +8

. Deez nuts Ok

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Well, this is fun.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Covietz has a large penis

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops