What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Three men walked into a metal pole

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Religion

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

i fondle myself every night....

Slavery lol

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Canada's army

Where else? The junk yard

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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