- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

what is patrick wilson? smart

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Women's Golf

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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