- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Chocolate tastes good.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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