- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

why did the chicken cross the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

W.N.B.A.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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