What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Jasper sucks.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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noodles

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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