barack osama

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Women rights.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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